Over the last few days Joseph has come out with some good ones...
While taking a bath, he lined up all of his bath toys on the edge of the tub and says "Don't move. Stay right there." Hmmm, wonder where he has heard that from?
He recently was in "time-out" for doing something that he was told not to do. Before I could even begin talking to him about his act of disobedience, he grabbed my face, pulled it to him, kissed my cheek and said "sorry mommy". He clearly has gone through the "time-out" process a few times but this time he didn't feel that it was necessary to go through the first (very important) step which is to listen to why he was in "time-out", followed by apologizing for his disobedience, then a kiss on my cheek ending "time-out."
What will he come out with next?